These Cost Too Much
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$18.50
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$18.50
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These Cost Too Much
$18.50
Sale price
$18.50
Regular price
They're socks. We drew something dumb on them. That's the whole product.
No "performance moisture-channel technology." No story about a founder's grandfather. They won't fix your posture, your relationships, or your fantasy team. They'll cover your feet and make exactly one person go "…why."
Every pair is numbered out of 666 — once they're gone, that's it. You're not buying socks. You're buying a small, soft act of not caring what anyone thinks.
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex (and 100% poor decisions)
- Unisex regular fit · 3 sizes (S / M / L)
- Ribbed tube · Cushioned Bottoms
- One (1) sock pictured. You receive two. You're welcome.
- Free US shipping · real checkout · real refunds if we mess up